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Chicken Farmer

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.


The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."  He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks," What's your occupation?"

"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.


The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that".


The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".


"No, that still won't work. Try again."


They both think for a minute; then the woman says,  "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."


"Well, it looks like Chicken Farmer it is," he said