A woman walks into
an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before
we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks," What's
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat
taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that".
The woman says, "OK, I'm a
high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work.
They both think for a minute;
then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
with being a prostitute?"
"Well, it looks like Chicken
Farmer it is," he said
"Well, I raised a thousand
little peckers last year."