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Nebraska Technology

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards
last year, New York scientists found traces of
copper wire dating back 100 years
and came to the conclusion that their New York ancestors
already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to  be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the
weeks that followed, California scientists dug
to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines
in the LA Times newspaper read:
'California archaeologists have found
traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, the 'Hemingford Ledger,' a local news paper in
Hemingford, NE., reported the
following: 'After  digging as deep as 30 yards in corn
fields near Berea, NE, Larry the Cable Guy, a self-
taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Husker
fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Larry has
therefore concluded that 300 years
ago, Nebraska had already gone wireless.